Can Photoshop Handle A Long Lens
That's it… I have had it!!!
It is not enough that folks take a thousand pictures in a day hoping that one may be good. No, that is not enough. They want more. They want to say that photos taken by cell phones are actually pictures.
Maybe I don't know a lot about pictures but what I do know is that you damn sure can't take anything like a sensible picture with such as a cell phone. Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong. It just can't be done even if you do run it through Photoshop. The damn thing is too small to handle any sort of decent picture. That is it and that's where I stand!
So what's burning my butt more than a three foot flame is the very idea that somebody has forgotten the principles we were all brought up with. You need an actual camera to take a real actual photograph. Now I know about all these pictures running loose and free around the net. These are just scraps and have no reason to them. Just about the time you get a good handle on one, zip it's gone and here comes another one.
Now while I am trying to make my peace with these scrappy photos, along comes something that just made me want to ask God, Why?
Why… God? I asked this question three times with no answer.
Well now, I will tell you why. Satin has come along and developed a telephoto lens for a cell phone. Really folks, we may have missed one chance to be taken up. But the Rapture is near and this nose twisting idea proves it! There is no possible way that pictures can be made with this perversion; this cell phone appendage. It is almost as disgusting as a dildo.
Even worse, it seems to have the Rollie name on it which is a further sign of the end times if one lends their pure name to such absurdities.
So now that I have that off my chest, I feel a lot better. Actually I was quite encouraged when I saw someone using duct tape to hook up this two foot long lens to what really could be a cigarette pack.
If you happen to run into some fool using one of these contraptions, you could tell them that they might make some sense out of the match box camera with a tree limb stuck on it if they use Photoshop.
Better yet, click on the banner below and get a shot at five free videos that will set you up in Photoshop.
Contact me at: wade@photoexpertshop.com
It is not enough that folks take a thousand pictures in a day hoping that one may be good. No, that is not enough. They want more. They want to say that photos taken by cell phones are actually pictures.
Maybe I don't know a lot about pictures but what I do know is that you damn sure can't take anything like a sensible picture with such as a cell phone. Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong. It just can't be done even if you do run it through Photoshop. The damn thing is too small to handle any sort of decent picture. That is it and that's where I stand!
So what's burning my butt more than a three foot flame is the very idea that somebody has forgotten the principles we were all brought up with. You need an actual camera to take a real actual photograph. Now I know about all these pictures running loose and free around the net. These are just scraps and have no reason to them. Just about the time you get a good handle on one, zip it's gone and here comes another one.
Now while I am trying to make my peace with these scrappy photos, along comes something that just made me want to ask God, Why?
Why… God? I asked this question three times with no answer.
Well now, I will tell you why. Satin has come along and developed a telephoto lens for a cell phone. Really folks, we may have missed one chance to be taken up. But the Rapture is near and this nose twisting idea proves it! There is no possible way that pictures can be made with this perversion; this cell phone appendage. It is almost as disgusting as a dildo.
Even worse, it seems to have the Rollie name on it which is a further sign of the end times if one lends their pure name to such absurdities.
So now that I have that off my chest, I feel a lot better. Actually I was quite encouraged when I saw someone using duct tape to hook up this two foot long lens to what really could be a cigarette pack.
If you happen to run into some fool using one of these contraptions, you could tell them that they might make some sense out of the match box camera with a tree limb stuck on it if they use Photoshop.
Better yet, click on the banner below and get a shot at five free videos that will set you up in Photoshop.
Contact me at: wade@photoexpertshop.com
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